Do you show affection by being a bit mean? Perfect! Send your friend this card that out-and-out calls them a twat. It's not only hilarious but is ideal for wishing them a happy birthday too.

Personalise the front of the card with text if applicable Add a message inside the card or leave it blank to write by handSend your card to the recipient, or to your own address (tick to add a spare white envelope) Available in 2 sizes (large letter stamp required)Warning: Please remember to fill in all the text boxes on the front of this card or your card will not be printed correctly.