Purchasing Ted McPain will permanently unlock this character in Awesomenauts. The character can also be purchased with Awesomepoints in-game.

Ted McPain is a complex fighter that switches between a shotgun plus an attack enhancing stimpack and a machine gun plus a targetable airstrike. He comes equipped with the following abilities:Call in an ion cannon airstrike for maximum damage.

Use a stimpack and go berserk, enhancing your attack speed.

Alternate between your shotgun and machinegun.