"I'm Mulch Diggems, I'm just a talented, giant Dwarf." - Mulch Diggems, Artemis Fowl (2020) Mulch Diggems is one of the main protagonists in Disney's latest feature-length release Artemis Fowl and a kleptomaniac dwarf. Formerly employed by Artemis' father, Artemis the 1st, Mulch serves as an informant for the LEP, giving information about the evil, magical underworld that lies beneath our own. The Disney Artemis Fowl Mulch Diggems Funko Pop! Vinyl comes packaged in a window displayed box and measures approximately 3-3/4 inches tall.