Official Jellycat If I Were An Octopus Board Book | Story Books For Kids | Best Gift / Present For Children | Multi-colour | Present / Gift ideas for girlfriend / boyfriend / wife / husband / for her / for him / for partner Sea-faring little ones can explore the briny blue with the If I Were An Octopus Book. Taking a trip deep underwater, toddlers can explore what it would be like to have eight tickly legs, and a host of fishy friends with bright illustrations and sea-sational textures.