Look at your cards,

They lie down for you.

Despite the things you do.

You need a stand that's yellow.

We came along

With these stands for you

To stop you feeling blue

We made them all yellow

Your cards

Are horizontal bro.

That's over-rated.

They should be vertical

Do you know

You need stands of yellow

You need stands of yellow.

And if you don't buy a pack after that effort I'm giving up.

But seriously, these are great stands if you want your cards to be vertical, not horizontal and you like yellow.

With 25 in a pack you can be sure they'll fix you.