Aliens have conquered Earth. As a survivor, you've been enslaved to figure out who gets "Processed," "Probed," and "Freed."

Warning: The Confederated Alien Overlords

treat cows and humans equally.

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Processing is a social game of terrible democracy. A conveyor belt of cows and hipsters will be marching towards their fate and you must decide which get "Processed" into meat, "Probed" for science, or "Freed" to live under alien rule.

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The Confederated Alien Overlords (CAO) demand you work to appease them all, but since they all want different things that will be tough. There are three rounds and you'll have to pick a different Alien Agenda each round. The game is easy to learn, but hard to win requiring strategy, negotiation, and planning to survive working for our Alien Conquerors.