There are way too many holiday jokes involving Captain Marvel. From that star to Merry Kree-smas, it’s just too much for us to handle. Let’s move on quickly, before we make a joke about the Captain in Winter being a Christmas Carol...

Were Christmas jumpers a thing in the ‘80s…? Jeez, Danvers, between this and punching old ladies you are not blending in well Soft enough to cushion the impact of falling through the roof of a Blockbuster Video. Maybe. We probably wouldn’t recommend it though.

Rock it at the Christmas party, but be sure to exchange codewords so you know that your friends haven’t been replaced by shapeshifters We’ve heard rumours that Santa is changing his hat to look like CM’s mohawk helmet. Something about being more aerodynamic...

Don’t blame us if a bunch of wise men show up at your door and start looking expectantly at your chestTeam up with your fellow Avengers with our range of Marvel Christmas jumpers Maybe Monica can help Carol change her Starforce Uniform colours to red and green? Just for the holiday season, of course!