PSA: Disney now owns Deadpool. Maybe that’s why the big guy looks like he’s about to do something to make the naughty list on this jumper? With reindeer skeletons and stars made out of weapons, you’ll want to grab this one before The Mouse gets his hands on it.

This is probably not "the guy in the red suit" that those carol singers had in mind...

Just cross your arms and narrow your eyes while wearing it for some of that classic fourth wall breakage Nothing like a flashy jumper to distract from the old mug, whether or not you look like the offspring of two avocados Warning: DP’s arms might regenerate when they get sliced off but, sadly, the same is not true of this jumper It’s not like Deadpool to keep it PG, but the lack of swearing means that this’ll work just fine for the Christmas party. Woo!

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