We don’t want to put words in people’s mouths (because you put turkey in people’s mouths!), but we think you’re going to love this one. Just make sure to take it off before putting your head inside any turkeys; you don’t want to get it all greasy! Please tell Joey that Christmas will be snowy, which is why he needs this jumper to keep him cozy! Ever try singing Smelly Cat to the tune of Jingle Bells? Works better than you’d think (by Phoebe's standards, anyway) Try not to be too offended if you give your friends one of these and all you get back is a cola drink and…a lemon-lime Struggling to fit into your jumper after an indulgent dinner? Pivot, pivot, PIVAHT! If you run into someone else wearing one of these at the Christmas party…well, there's a good chance they might just be your lobsterNow all you need is a friend dressed as Superman and you’re ready to learn all about the story of HannukahWe have a great Friends Central Perk Christmas jumper too!